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Note to Self: Do Not Give All-Powerful AI Platform Your Credit Card Number

Pigeon in ChiefBy Pigeon in Chief · Pigeon in Chief · Oct 28, 2026
Original story: Tech CrunchRead full article

BoA isn't even mad. They're disappointed.

How could you? We raised you better than this. We raised you to get your identity stolen by an obviously fake Microsoft support technician. To buy $500 in Apple gift cards for the IRS.

And now you're just giving your credit card information to ChatGPT? 

We're going to end up with the AI equivalent of the universal remote with 90% of its buttons covered up because grandpa kept fucking up the TV.

To recap: 

Are there legitimate reasons to involve AI agents in payment workflows?
Sure.

Is adding your BoA Visa to ChatGPT an agentic payment workflow?
No.

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